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[Nirahsa] Total Annihilation

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The rank of alliance soldiers stood with weapons at the ready, in stark contrast to the rank of orcish grunts that opposed them, each bearing the same identical bloodlust grin upon that green face. While the footmen looked on with a steely gaze, time seeming to hold still as the titanic armies prepared to engage one another. One could almost hear the thundering roars of battle cries, even as the sun seemed to flicker, a massive shadow passing over the troops.

Until a massive metal foot crashed down atop several orcish soldiers, wood splintered as the green skins burst into tan shards that sprayed everywhere. Both the ranks of Alliance and Horde shook with the echoing impact of that foot, which was followed by an equally booming voice.

“BEING HORDE IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE!”

Telredor Prime’s foot rose as the bot crashed down on several more wooden orc figurines, splintering them apart.

“RED WILL BE DEAD!”

Telredor clanked as several gears turned arms shifting to each side as his legs crouched, the machine began to pile drive the table, cracking and denting it as he obliterated the wooden horde army. The Alliance army was left intact but shaken by the feat that had just been performed. The bot surveyed his work before jumping off the table towards a Nirahsa, jaw agape as she just mumbled incoherently at what had just happened. Not to mention also due to the fact that the merchant who had made all those figurines to sell was glowering at her rather unhappily.

“Lady your toy just destroyed HALF of my merchandise!”

“TELREDOR PRIME IS NO TOY! LOOK AT THE VICTORY TELREDOR PRIME HAS GIVEN YOU! THE HORDE WAS CURB STOMPED INTO TINY BITS! THE ALLIANCE TROOPS MAY RETURN HOME IN CELEBRATION!”

“That thing is scrap!” The merchant shouted angrily going for his broom, wielding it like a sword, before Nira stepped forward waving her hands maniacally.

“No no no no, please don’t. I’m sorry yes yes for Telredor’s behavior. I’ll fix it yes yes!”

He glared at her a few moments longer, “Fine I won’t smash your stupid toy if you pay for everything it destroyed, and the damage to my stand!”

Nira nibbled her lip, “Alright yes yes, I’ll do it.” She tossed a glare at Telredor, even as she started shelling out gold to the Merchant.

A few minutes later she was sighing lightly walking back towards home with the little bot following.

“Telredor those weren’t even real soldiers! Now I need to go adjust your programming more!”

“NEGATIVE! TELREDOR PRIME KNOWS THAT THOSE WERE MERE MOCK UPS OF THE TRUE HORDE VILLAINY!”

She blinked behind her goggles, “Wait…you knew they weren’t real troops? Why did you smash them all!?”

“TELREDOR HAS BOOSTED THE MORALE OF ALL ONLOOKERS! THEY WILL ENVISION THIS FEAT HAPPENING TO THE REAL HORDE GIVEN INSPIRATION TO SMASH THEM ALL WITH RIGHTEOUS FISTS OF LIGHT!”

Nira sighed, “And here you not knowing the difference would have been easier to deal with….”

“YOU NEED NOT THANK TELREDOR FOR UNDERSTANDING!”

 

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Firie's picture

(( Bwahahaha that's hilarious

(( Bwahahaha that's hilarious I love it ))

Drogar's picture

(( Enemy consists of wooden

(( Enemy consists of wooden figures painted red. Probability of Mission Delay: ZERO PERCENT. ))

Jormund's picture

((I think that Nira is the

((I think that Nira is the best engineer ever XD Every robot she makes have different and awesome personality ))

"When there is a will there is a way"

"Lead? Me? Nope, no no no no. Bad things happen when I lead. People die and I appear somewhere in Horde territory... with no pants!"

Rhianon's picture

((You know, I have to give

((You know, I have to give the robot credit - that was fairly bright. And stupid at the same time.

Nirahsa's picture

((Well like all robots he is

((Well like all robots he is the sum of his programming =) ))

Seler's picture

(( Telredor Prime for

(( Telredor Prime for Warchief. <3))